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BY Maryam and Marjan RoohiBakhsh






BY Maryam and Marjan RoohiBakhsh


By Maryam & Marjan RoohiBakhsh

By Maryam & Marjan RoohiBakhsh

By Maryam & Marjan RoohiBakhsh

By Maryam & Marjan roohiBakhsh
Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson go on a camping trip. After a good dinner and a bottle of wine, they retire for the night, and go to sleep
Some hours later, Holmes wakes up and nudges his faithful friend. "Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see."
"I see millions and millions of stars, Holmes" replies Watson.
"And what do you deduce from that?"
Watson ponders for a minute. "Well, astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is in Leo. Horologically, I deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three. Meteorologically, I suspect that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. Theologically, I can see that God is all powerful, and that we are a small and insignificant part of the universe.
But what does it tell you, Holmes?"
Holmes is silent for a moment.
"Watson, you idiot!" he says. "Someone has stolen our tent!"

By Dorna Safaeiyan

By Maryam & Marjan RoohiBakhsh

By Maryam Roohibakhsh
By Marjan Roohibakhsh


,When the stars are out, they are visible
.but when the lights are out, they are invisible
,And why, when I wind up my watch, I start it
?but when I wind up this essay, I end it

By Dorna Safaeiyan
.When a house burns up, it burns down
You fill in a form by filling it out
.and an alarm clock goes off by going on
,You get in and out of a car
.yet you get on and off a bus

By Dorna Safaeiyan
,How can a slim chance and a fat chance be the same
?while a wise man and a wise guy are opposites
How can the weather be hot as Hell one day
?and cold as Hell another

By Dorna Safaeiyan
?Why do people recite at a play, and play at a recital
?Ship by truck or car and send cargo by ship
?Have noses that run and feet that smell
?Park on driveways and drive on parkways

By Dorna Safaeiyan
?If teachers taught, why didn't preachers praught
,If a vegetarian eats vegetables
?what does a humanitarian eat

By Dorna Safaeiyan
,If the plural of tooth is teeth
?why isn't the plural of booth, beeth
?One goose, 2 geese. So, one moose, 2 meese
?Is cheese the plural of choose
.One mouse, 2 mice
.One louse, 2 lice
?One house, 2 hice

By Dorna Safaeiyan
(Apologies for the delay)

By Maryam Roohibakhsh

By Maryam & Marjan RoohiBakhsh
.We take English for granted
,But if we explore its paradoxes
,we find that quicksand can work slowly
,boxing rings are square
.and a guinea pig is neither from Guinea nor is it a pig
,And why is it that writers write
,but fingers don't fing, grocers don't groce
?and hammers don't ham

By Dorna Safaeiyan
English muffins were not invented in England
.nor french fries in France
Sweetmeats are candies, while sweetbreads, which aren’t sweet, are meat

By Dorna Safaeiyan
!Believe it or not English is a crazy language
Compared to other languages, English may seem simple, but it is full of strange words! Just read these funny examples from Richard Lederer to know what I'm saying
;There is no egg in eggplant, nor ham in hamburger
.neither apple nor pine in pineapple
,And while no one knows what is in a hotdog
.you can be pretty sure it isn't canine

By Dorna Safaieyan
"From the movie "Shawshank Redemption
Andy: So you don’t forget… forget that there are places in the world that aren’t made out of .stone. That there’s something inside that they can’t get to, that they can’t touch. It’s yours
?Red: What are you talking about
.Andy: Hope
Red: Hope? Let me tell you something, my friend. Hope is a dangerous thing. Hope can drive a man insane. It’s got no use on the inside. You better get used to that idea
This movie is highly recommended ![]()

By Maryam & Marjan RoohiBakhsh

Colour psychology by Marjan Roohibakhsh
.Guys, there is this cool instagram account which posts words and phrases and their definition
!But the thing making it peculiar is that definitions are defined by people
Here are some of which i found interesting
.Adulthood: Saying "if i can just get through this week" over and over again until you die
.Sibling: You'd give them kidney but wouldn't allow them to borrow your charger
Askhole: A person who constantly asks for your advice, yet always does the opposite of what you told them
.Overthinking: The biggest cause of our unhappiness
.Grandma: Someone who always tries her best to push food down into your belly
.Antistalking: Learning a person's routine in order to avoid them
Hope you enjoy them ^_^
:idioms to warn someone that they're doing something which has no result at the end
(اب تو هاون کوبیدن)Trying to convince him is like squashing water
or
You're just beating your head against the wall
Also
Like trying to squeeze blood from a turnip
They each are used in slightly different situations
For pete's sake, memorize these by heart
By maryam roohibakhsh
پ.ن: دانشجو ترم 4 اموزش میگه on the house :/ دیدم که میگم! نکنید ,نسازید.
